Unfortunately for Warren, the moment of his greatest triumph (Ordinary World) was also the time Cherry Lipstick got in a bit of sticky mess over the whole 'Who's better - Andy or Warren?' debate. it got quite heated - perhaps you had to be there, or maybe it still rages today, but with added Dom Brown tastiness. It seemed best to settle this with a punch-up, hence this scientific study of the key issues.
(And, yes, this particular article was typed on a typewriter. Somehow it makes this feel as though it was from the time of Chaucer rather than a few years before the mass use of the internet)